This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.
Lighting a match is fine and all, but why not grace the next one in with something a little better? Light up one of these dad-scented candles for a result that's more classy than just covering up:
When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.