I know stuff. All the stuff, in fact. They teach us everything we need to know in Dad School, so I'm kiiiiiind of an expert. Just saying.
I'm not like a regular dad. I'm a cool dad...with even cooler beverages.
When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)
The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.