One day, I was chillin' with my homies in the club. The next day I was wearing cargo shorts and talking about the best ways to mow a lawn. Life comes at you fast.
If you're gonna watch Moana 497615397264352379652 times, you might as well look the part. Aloha, bruh. 🤙
Let's be honest. There's no instruction manual or anything for this dadding thing. (Right? You didn't get one, did you??) We're all just doing the best we can and hoping not to screw 'em up too badly.
Hopefully your kids don't scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and hurl themselves down an endless shaft when you make this statement...but, you never know.
I totally have a six pack. It just happens to be hidden behind my keg.