Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.
The details:
100% Polyester
Champion script logo at center back neck. 50+ UPF protection.
Cover-seamed armholes and neck for durability
Smooth self-fabric collar. Reflective "C" logo on left sleeve
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
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Trophy Husband shorts
Regular price
$30.00
The design:
You know, sometimes I get really sick of being referred to as "eye candy." But I get over it pretty quickly.
The details:
100% polyester mesh, with 9" inseam
Full athletic fit, with on-seam pockets
Multi-needle elastic waistband with inside drawcord
“C” logo on left hem
Christian is 6’1”, 240 lbs, and wearing a size XL
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Trophy Husband muscle tee
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
You know, sometimes I get really sick of being referred to as "eye candy." But I get over it pretty quickly.
The details:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Crew neck featuring cutoff sleeves with wide armholes
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
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The Dad joggers
Regular price
$44.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly fleece
Super soft fleece, with side pockets and drawstring waistband.
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
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Dadbod tank top
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.
The details:
100% cotton jersey
Soft, relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 31" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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#1 Dad tank top
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
The details:
100% cotton jersey
Relaxed fit
The #1 Dad is 5’11”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size M. He’s proficient in magic and turkey calling, and can bass fish like nobody’s business.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 31" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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