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Nothing much, dawg. What's up with you?
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
This is what I get for teaching them that honesty is always the best policy.
Read | between | the | lines. (Just kidding, kids. I'm totally like 98% kidding.)
I mean, come on! Am I paying to cool the whole neighborhood this summer?
I know stuff. All the stuff, in fact. They teach us everything we need to know in Dad School, so I'm kiiiiiind of an expert. Just saying.