Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear. (Pretty good chance it was my dad.)