One more word outta you and I’m gonna...probably just keep driving, because I already put in for the PTO days.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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Grillmaster University t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
We're proud to present you with your official grillmaster degree. Well done.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dad Club Money t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Turn the lights off when you leave the room! Turn the TV off as soon as the credits start rolling! And why is this phone charger still plugged into the wall when there is clearly no phone charging?!?!
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dad Joke University t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Why didn't the sun go to college? It already had like 27 million degrees.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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The Dad Varsity t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
It's more than just my title. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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Dad Club Barn t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Oh look, there goes all the heat out the door you left open. And oh hey, my hard-earned money's going with it! Guess who’s not getting a new bike this year.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dad University t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The look:
Thanks for all the good times, college. I don't know how I can ever repay you.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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The Dad Varsity sweatshirt
Regular price
$44.00
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The design:
It's more than just my title. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
80% cotton, 20% poly
Midweight soft fleece
Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest) 3XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.75" (chest)
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Dad University baseball t-shirt
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
Thanks for all the good times, college. I don't know how I can ever repay you.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly
Super soft
Slim fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest) 2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)
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