The design:
Keep back at least 200 feet...unless you're ready for an avalanche of puns that'll have you feeling like the outside of a baseball — in stitches.
The details:
- Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
- Super soft, comfy fit
- Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
The delight:
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal
