The design:
KIDDING. It’s just a joke. Everyone knows it’s not true. That’s what I do — say silly things just to make people laugh. That’s probably why everyone thinks I’m so much fu... OK, I’m just going to back away now. Love you!
The details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Soft, relaxed fit
- Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
The delight:
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal
