He Farted t-shirt
He Farted t-shirt
He Farted t-shirt
He Farted t-shirt

He Farted t-shirt

Regular price $24.00
The design:

Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear.

Don't forget the matching onesie.

The details:
  • Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
  • Super soft, comfy fit
  • Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
  • Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) 
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) 
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

        The delight:
        • FREE SHIPPING at $40
        • FREE RETURNS
        • FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal