The design:
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear.
Don't forget the matching onesie.
The details:
- Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
- Super soft, comfy fit
- Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
The delight:
- FREE SHIPPING at $40
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal
