Sergeant Dad t-shirt
Sergeant Dad t-shirt
Sergeant Dad t-shirt

Sergeant Dad t-shirt

Regular price $24.00
The design:

Ten-hut! Listen up, maggots! You know who's in charge around here, right?! There's only ONE person who calls the shots, ONE person in command, ONE person at the top of the food chain...but she had to run out for a little bit, so please just listen to me for once and let's not make a mess, ok?

The details:
  • Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
  • Super soft, comfy fit
  • Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
  • Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 

      The delight:
      • FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal